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Sweet Talk by Cara Bastone | Audiobook Review

Posted July 8, 2021 by Jana in Adult Fiction, Book Review / 2 Comments

Sweet Talk by Cara Bastone | Audiobook ReviewSweet Talk by Cara Bastone
Series: Love Lines #2
Also in this series: Call Me Maybe
Narrator: Lidia Dornet, Chris Brinkley
Published by Audible Originals on April 22, 2021
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Length: 5 hours 42 minutes
Format: Audiobook
Source: Audible
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It’s officially booty o’clock, I’m alone again in my kitchen choking down a slice of terrible chocolate cake…and I’m pretty sure I just got drunk texted by the man I have a ginormous crush on.

I’ve been daydreaming about Eliot Hoffman’s dimples for two months, and even though I’m sure this was a mistake on his end, it doesn’t mean it’s not an opportunity on mine. It’s the middle of the night, and I just wanna talk to him. So I text him back.

And then somehow we keep talking…ALL NIGHT. We’re both insomniacs, so talking all night soon turns into talking EVERY night.

And talking about nothing soon turns into talking about something.

And here we go from in-depth analysis of reality TV to my relationship with my family to his amazing artwork. There’s no topic we don’t cover…

Except for who I really am. It’s the only question of his I won’t answer.

As my crush turns into an avalanche of Eliot, I think of him all the time now. But if he knew who I was, the entire house of cards we’ve built this relationship on would come toppling down. I want him to be mine, but we might never be more than just a sweet dream….

I absolutely adored Call Me Maybe, so I was extremely excited when I saw that a second book was out! I didn’t even know this was going to be a series! I immediately dropped what I was reading and started listening to Sweet Talk. Spoiler alert: I loved it!

This book is about Eliot and a mystery woman that he accidentally voice texts late one night. The pair met once upon a time for some reason, exchanged numbers for some reason, and that was that. Eliot has no idea who she is. He entered her name into his phone as a jumble of letters that he can’t decipher, and she enjoys talking to her crush anonymously so much that she refuses to tell him who she is. This accidental text leads to a very sweet, flirty friendship that eventually turns into a deeper connection. She calls him by his last name, Hoffman, so he decides to call her by the last two letters of the name he entered for her, J.D. Their voice texting quickly transitions into nightly phone calls during insomnia hour. They watch TV together and help each other fall asleep. It’s pretty adorable. Eliot is falling for her and so badly wants to know who she is (so do readers!) but she feels like he would be disappointed if he knew her identity, so she never plans to reveal herself. This is such a unique premise, right? I loved the mystery and the cuteness of it all.

Eliot is very, very good. You’ll remember him as Vera’s brother if you listened to Call Me Maybe. He’s so sweet and caring and adorable. He promises J.D. that he will not to not try and find out who she is… and then he doesn’t try to find out who she is. They decide to go to the same club one night and not see each other, but just dance and have fun talking on the phone. J.D. arrives first and watches him show up. When he does, he won’t look around. His eyes are on the ground, and that just melted me. He’s so trustworthy, not wanting to push her or make her feel uncomfortable. That’s a constant trend throughout the whole book. He wants to be there for her and know her, but he cares even more that she’s ok. He’s a graphic designer, who secretly writes the most popular webcomic ever and I just loved his slightly nerdy personality. His insomnia is caused by past trauma, and I felt like the author handled it with sensitivity and compassion. Eliot is just great, and the narrator who voiced him was perfect. Chris Brinkley has a very soft, sweet voice and speaks with a sensitive and caring tone. He brings Eliot to life, and without him I don’t know that I would have loved Eliot as much.

J.D. is great, too! She wears combat boots and goes to a boxing gym, and is so tough and strong. At the same time, she’s a soft daddy’s girl and has a tender and caring side. Eliot has his struggles and she does, too. She’s grappling with the fact that her dad is terminally ill with cancer and in an assisted living facility. She uproots her own life to move into his apartment and take over his job because he loved it so much. Her mom left them, and her brother is constantly in and out of trouble, so the two of them have clung to one another for love and support. They talk on the phone all the time, and he’s just the best dad ever. She’s also dealing with some insecurities about whether or not she is Eliot’s type and is scared to ever let him find out who she is for multiple reasons, and I found her to be very relatable. Lidia Dornet did such a great job playing J.D. She has that tough voice with a little New York swag to it, and it embodies J.D.’s character perfectly.

I loved the chemistry between Eliot and J.D. Their banter had me grinning from ear to ear. I love that they bond on the phone and allow the connection to grow without the distraction that a physical relationship can sometimes create. They talk about deep, important things and connect quickly. Cara Bastone did a great job balancing the deeper, sadder topics with humor and lightness. I never felt depressed, even though I easily could have. She also did a great job keeping J.D.’s identity a secret from her readers (or at least this reader). I had no idea who she was until just moments before the reveal. It was so much fun to try and figure out the mystery.

There are maaaaaajor spoilers for Call Me Maybe in Sweet Talk, so if you have any interest in listening to the first book you absolutely must before you listen to this one. This story happens at the same time as Call Me Maybe, and this book spoils the ending of that one. I found it really fun to get a bit of a third perspective on Vera’s love story through Eliot’s point of view and enjoyed reliving her story for a little while. As with Call Me Maybe, I loved all the sound effects. You can hear computer keys clicking, New York buzzing by when the characters are outside, water running when they brush their teeth, etc. It felt like I was listening to a movie. Audible is doing such great things with their Originals line! I am enjoying so many of them.

All in all, Sweet Talk was adorable. I’m becoming more and more convinced that I need to read Cara Bastone’s Forever Yours series. I’ve been a little scared of this series because the synopses sound like they tackle heavier issues than the romances I typically grab for, but Sweet Talk did too and I loved it. Maybe she will balance those heavier issues out with the kind of humor she has written into this audiobook series. If so, I know I’ll love it. She writes such amazing romantic relationships and characters, and I’m excited to read more of them from her!


Call Me Maybe by Cara Bastone | Audiobook Review

Posted May 24, 2021 by Jana in Adult Fiction, Book Review / 4 Comments

Call Me Maybe by Cara Bastone | Audiobook ReviewCall Me Maybe by Cara Bastone
Series: Love Lines #1
Also in this series: Sweet Talk
Narrator: Luci Christian, Neil Hellegers
on October 20, 2020
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Length: 5 hours and 55 minutes
Format: Audiobook
Source: Audible
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Paint your toes. Pick up the wrong coffee and bagel order. Drive from Brooklyn to Jersey in traffic so slow you want to tear your hair out. It’s amazing all the useless things I can accomplish while on hold for three hours with customer service. Three hours when I should be getting the Date-in-a-Box website ready to launch at the big business expo in a few days. Except my shiny new website is glitching, and my inner rage-monster is ready to scorch some earth… when he finally picks up. Not the robot voice I expected but a real live human named Kal. He’s surprisingly helpful and really knows his stuff, even if he’s a little awkward…in an adorable way.

And suddenly I’m flirting with him? And I think he’s flirting back.
And suddenly it’s been hours, and we’re still on the phone talking and ordering each other takeout while he troubleshoots my website.
And suddenly we’re exchanging numbers and sending texts and DMs every day, leaving voice mails (who even does that anymore?!).
And suddenly I’m wondering if it’s possible for two people to fall in love at first talk.

Because I’m falling… hard.

I have really, really fallen in love with audiobooks over the last few years, and have been having so much fun growing my list of ones I love (and narrators I love). Call Me Maybe is probably the most fun I’ve had listening to an audiobook ever. Luci Christian and Neil Hellegers did such an amazing job narrating this book! It’s optimized and written to be an audiobook, and there’s sound effects (cars, meowing cats, etc.) and great acting. It felt like I was listening to a romcom! It was so much fun, that I know I will be listening to it again soon.

I loved the customer service aspect of this. I used to work in a call center answering phones, just like Cal (although, my time was hellish and it goes really well for these two). He answers Vera’s panicked tech support call and spends literal hours (and then days) working with her to figure out why her website is totally broken. She runs a business called Date-In-A-Box and will be presenting the service to vendors at an expo soon, but she can’t do that if the site is broken. Cal is the most dedicated customer service rep I’ve ever heard of. The two of them stay on the phone for an entire day because she’s too scared to lose him (and end up talking to someone not as great when she calls back), so he’s on the line working and she’s driving around, getting stranded in a not-so-great part of town, reading, lounging at home, etc. Every once in a while, someone will say something and the conversation flows for a while. They get to know one another, share stories, and really bond over this stubborn website. The story is a mix of their phone conversations, texts, and then their individual inner thoughts and lives as things progress. I loved everything about the story, the characters, their flirtations back and forth, and even the misunderstandings (I usually hate those). I listened to this with great anticipation and a smile on my face. The romance is so swoony, and I was sad to reach the end.

Pick this one up if you’re looking for a fun romcom with great acting and a sweet love story! I can’t wait to read (or listen to) more from Cara Bastone!


Date Me Like You Mean It by R.S. Grey | Mini Audiobook Review

Posted May 20, 2021 by Jana in Adult Fiction, Book Review / 3 Comments

Date Me Like You Mean It by R.S. Grey | Mini Audiobook ReviewDate Me Like You Mean It by R.S. Grey
Published by Self on November 5, 2020
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romance, Romantic Comedy
Pages: 305
Format: Audiobook
Source: Audible
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I’m good at hiding my feelings.
Having to pretend I’m not in love with my best friend?
Pfft. That’s child’s play.

Here’s how I do it: I avert my eyes when he walks out of his room, shirtless in all his toned glory. I squash the butterflies that fill my stomach every time he slowly unfurls a dimpled smile. And, most importantly, I keep an arsenal of “personal massagers” in my bedside drawer. Wink.

Not to brag, but Aiden Smith isn’t hard to resist if you’ve been doing it for as long as I have. In fact, we might have continued as best friends forever if not for the fact that I needed him to play the part of my fake boyfriend.

Date me like you mean it, I told him. Nudge nudge. C’mon, just go along with a little lie, help a girl out, and then we can all return to life as we know it.

Except he veered from the plan.

He crossed the line.

Flirting with me when no one else was around? Pinning me down and kissing me like that? Okay, how exactly is taking off my bra part of the ruse, Aiden?!
I’d ask him about it if I could, but well…things got ugly and we’re not best friends anymore.

In fact, we’re the exact opposite.

Now, I have to play nice even though I want to crush his heart in the palm of my hand.

Pretending not to love Aiden was the easy part.
Pretending not to hate him?
Well…I might need a little more practice.

I love a good friends-to-lovers, fake dating romance! And I loved the last book I read by R.S. Grey, Hotshot Doc, so I was eager to get to Date Me Like You Mean It once I learned that it includes some of my favorite tropes in the romance world! I wasn’t disappointed at all!

Aiden and Maddie met at a wedding when their siblings married each other, and formed an instant friendship. They ended up becoming roommates, and Maddie had to suffer silently as she fell in love with him while an endless stream of women poured in and out of their apartment over the years. A situation arises where Maddie accidentally says Aiden is her boyfriend, and he’s a good sport and plays along until… is anyone even playing anymore?

This was a really, really sweet story. I loved Aiden and I really liked Maddie. Their friendship is special, and I love their banter. The romance is a very slow burn, and there’s so much miscommunication that I almost lost my mind. How can two best friends who know each other inside and out suck so much at communicating? There’s drama and unhappiness, but the swoon factor is off the charts and the ending is wonderful. I ended the book sad to say goodbye and completely satisfied with this adorable love story. I listened to Date Me Like You Mean It on audio, and it was a joy. I could not stop listening, and flew through the story. These narrators are fabulous, and I’m going to look out for other books they read (especially together).

All in all, Date Me Like You Mean It is another win for R.S. Grey! I’m quickly becoming a major fan of hers, and can’t wait to read more of her books!


Mr. Mayfair by Louise Bay | Audiobook Review

Posted May 13, 2021 by Jana in Adult Fiction, Book Review / 4 Comments

Mr. Mayfair by Louise Bay | Audiobook ReviewMr. Mayfair by Louise Bay
Series: The Mister Series #1
Narrator: Shane East, Saskia Maarleveld
Published by Self on October 1, 2019
Genres: Contemporary Romance, Romance
Pages: 296
Length: 8 hours and 19 minutes
Format: Audiobook
Source: Audible
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It should be the most shocking news I’d ever gotten—My boyfriend is getting married.

Okay, technically he’s my ex-boyfriend. Two months ago he decided he wanted a break. I still thought he was my happily ever after.

On any other day, knowing he was gone for good would be the worst thing that could possibly happen.

But not today.

Because not only is my boyfriend getting married—his bride is my best friend.

And they’ve sent me an invitation.

There’s no way I’m going to attend. I don’t care if it’s in beautiful Scotland.

Nothing and no one could convince me.

Not even when a deliciously handsome stranger tells me he needs to go as my plus one.

Not even when he shoots me a wickedly, sexy smile.

But then he offers me the opportunity of a lifetime—a dream come true. How can I say no?

But I have one condition. He has to be my new boyfriend. I mean, my pretend new boyfriend.

I'm about to find out that faking it can be a whole lot of fun.

Mr. Mayfair is the first book I’ve ever read by Louise Bay, and I must admit that I was initially drawn to this one because it’s narrated by my beloved Shane East. I love finding new authors, but my loyalties lie with Mr. East, it would seem. Then I discovered that it’s a fake dating romance, which is my absolute favorite trope, and I was sold! Overall, this was a very fun story but… our heroine leaves much to be desired. As always, my main points are bolded.

1. The audio was enjoyable for the most part. Saskia was great! I have another narrator on my list of favorites now! I also love Shane East’s voice, but I really wish that he would read the female dialogue in his normal voice instead of raising it up an octave and using a wispy tone. It made me cringe, especially during the sexytime scenes.

2. Stella is probably the most pathetic and frustrating heroine I’ve ever read about. She’s a complete and total doormat, and that never changes. She sacrificed everything she wanted for her ex, Matt, and gave up every dream and opportunity she was given in order to cater to his every need and whim. For 7 years, she put up with his selfishness. And then when he gets engaged to her best friend while they are supposedly on a break and not actually broken up (Ross and Rachel, is that you?), she blames herself. She decides to attend the wedding even though these two most likely snuck around behind her back for a very long time. Cheating and betrayal by two of the most important people in her life, and she spends the time and the money to go watch them get married. She never stands up to them and never asks for an explanation. She goes and smiles to their faces and lets them be so unbelievably rude to her without protest. She has major trust issues, obviously, and spends most of the book cowering and running away. I was looking for a strong, powerful moment where she would tell them off and feel amazing after, but that never happens. If this book were not an audiobook read by two great narrators, I would have DNFed it because of Stella. I suppose I was also waiting for Stella to stand up for herself. I kept thinking she would!!

3. Beck is a dream and Stella does not deserve him. He’s sexy and has a great career. He’s so sweet and caring and thoughtful. He’s incredibly loyal and protective. I also enjoyed his back story, and learning more about why he so badly wants to attend this wedding that he strikes a deal with a complete stranger so he can be her plus one. He had a rough childhood and has been a player for his entire dating life, never getting attached to anyone, but the right girl (who is Stella grrr…) has him feeling deep things and thinking of settling down. His growth and evolution were so refreshing to read about.

4. I didn’t feel the chemistry between Stella and Beck. I couldn’t figure out why he fell for her so hard, so fast.

5. There are some great secondary characters in this story. Stella has a close friend (…whose name I can’t remember), who pushes her to stand up for herself and is so kind. Beck also has a group of close guys friends he gets together with for drinks. They’re all really funny and care a lot about Beck, and I love friend groups like that. Dex was my favorite of the bunch, and I’ve just discovered that the second book in this series is his love story! Exciting!

5. Scotland! The entire wedding week (yes, a week… wow) takes place in Scotland and there’s castles and fun activities the guests get to participate in. There’s also some downtime and Stella takes Beck shopping. I liked that scene.

6. The writing was great, but I could have done with fewer f-words.

All in all, this was fun! Stella drove me insane and made me want to give up a few times, but my love of Beck and my interest in his story kept me going. I’m glad I finished it! And I’m interested to see what’s in store for Dex!


The Bromantic Comedies by Erin Mallon | Mini Audiobook Review

Posted February 18, 2021 by Jana in Adult Fiction, Book Review / 3 Comments

The Bromantic Comedies by Erin Mallon | Mini Audiobook ReviewThe Bromantic Comedies by Erin Mallon
Published by Self on January 27, 2021
Genres: Contemporary Fiction, Humor
Length: 1 hour and 22 minutes
Format: Audiobook
Source: Author
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A paintball battleground. A wrestling mat for sleep-deprived new daddies. A feminine product aisle in the local drugstore. These are some of the places where men connect...at least in The Bromantic Comedies.

A compilation of humorous and heartfelt plays exploring what it means to be "masculine" in a world where men are supposed to be tough.

I love listening to audiobooks, and Erin Mallon is one of my favorite narrators so I was very excited to be offered an audiobook copy to review! And the narrators who perform these plays? I LOVE them all, too: Joe Arden, Jason Clarke, Shane East, Lance Greenfield, Teddy Hamilton, and PJ Ochlan. Unfortunately, this really didn’t work for me and I ended up not finishing it. I don’t usually write DNF reviews, but I took notes during each individual play and figure I wouldn’t let them go to waste. And honestly, I don’t think finishing this would have changed my overall opinion anyway. So here we go!

1. Invasion At Man Camp (narrated by Joe Arden and Jason Clarke) – I actually found this to be offensive and sacrilegious. There were some fun sound effects from the paintball range and the narrators were good. As a religious person, however, the satire made me very uncomfortable.